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Old Chums

Edward S. Sorenson

                                   (One Glass)

Old man, I’m glad to see you, by the livin’ Lord I am!
    I never thought we’d meet at Tally-ho!
You’d hardly shed your milk-teeth when I left you at “The Dam,”
    I reckon that’s a d——long while ago!
But let us have a shicker, mate (a white man’s son are you),
    For olden times and old acquaintance give the froth a blow.

                                   (Two Glasses)

I reckerlect, old party, when we tramped the Barwon down,
    What time we couldn’t muster up a chew;
The dodges we invented for a jamboree in town,
    And got diddled with a brand we never knew;
But come along and name it, ‘tisn’t every day we meet,
    For olden times and old acquaintance let us tap the brew.

                                   (Three Glasses)

I knew your blanky father, and your (lovely) mother, too;
    And I uster dance yer sister on me knee;
I b’lieve she hooked it after that (beauty) from Waroo—
    I saw him last in Walgett on the spree;
But come and wet your whistle, mate, and then we’ll have a yarn,
    For olden times and old acquaintance have a glass with me.

                                   (The last to-day)

Your father—yes, the d—d old dog! he shook a horse of mine,
    And sold him to a cocky, name of Bain;
Of twenty years I’d known him he’d been out of chokey nine— 
    In fact, he’s half his life-time on the chain;
But let us have a rouser, mate—the stuff yer mother liked—
    For olden times and old acquaintance fill ‘em up again.

                                   (Just one more)

You’re not too fond o’ shoutin’, you are what I call a “bum”;
    You’ve got your father’s curse, that’s plain to see;
And, if I perished through it, I would never hump my drum
    Along the same track where you chanced to be.
No, I don’t want to fight you—hic!—it’s up to you to shout—
    For olden times an’ oldsh acquaintance, have a glass with me!

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